Jeny owns a little brown dog, as cute as cute can be But don't be in the vicinity when he begins to pee He'd put grown men to shame, a fire hose looks small-fry When he cocks his tiny leg, and lets his waters fly
Such a dainty dog you'd think would just produce a drizzle From his part chihuahua, part something else, pint sized wizzle But once the spigot opens to relieve the pressure in his urinary sac The megalitres dammed inside are rapidly unpacked
A microclimate is propagated, its chief feature a monsoon A puddle was predicted, not a fathoms deep lagoon And that is why we have christened him with an intention fond Our super peeing hero's bone shaped tag proudly displays "Big Pond"