I wanted a coffee so I went to a cafe In order to drink a medium strength latte I preferred to imbibe from a cup, not a pail Because I'm a human, not some type of whale
I was a little concerned by their naming convention Of 'Tall', 'Grande', 'Venti', I felt apprehension I'm not a small person, and I don't eat small But I didn't want to sip from a cup christened 'Tall'
'Is there one smaller than Tall', I appealed To not have one, to me, just didn't seem real She whispered furtively 'We have a kiddies size cup' Well give me that and from that I will sup
I'm not a kiddy, I can eat a big meal So what is it with this kiddies size deal It used to be called normal, as I recall But now it's kiddy size, I call that gall